The truth is you can
very easily gain weight fast, but losing weight fast needs some magic pill
unknown to us. Losing weight fast with surgery is an option but I am dreadfully
afraid of surgery and won't visit a doctor, they make me sick.
The reason I'm in
hurry for astounding weight loss in a flash of time is my best friend has
decided to marry, and my sis is the maid of honour. She wants my help in her
losing weight, so I'm the magician here, the wizard who can solve her issues in
a flash.
I have my friends,
couple of homies I know who do gymming, and some sports trainers. They all say,
she needs to cut food intake and exercise and she'll lose enough. One of them
even gave me a 1000 calorie burn exercise routine. She needs to do that and
lose half a pound a day. She's lazy as hell and definitely won't move a leg,
let alone a full-blown fat busting exercise routine.
I called my ex, she's
into medicine. She tells me the only way it is happening is crash dieting. So
she should almost not eat the whole day for a couple of days to lose weight
drastically. I forgot to tell you she is 5'6" weighing
143 pounds or so. She
needs to get down to 130 or less for that one and only one god gifted dress she
desperately wants to wear on that wedding.
Now crash dieting is
not suggested cause she can ruin her health and it may take several days before
she gets to normal. With the wedding in sight in mere 10 days, 13 pounds is one
whole lot to lose, that too for a person like her who is lazy since birth. Yeah
she didn't cry when she was born cause she'll have to open her mouth to do
that, but she's lazy... he he just joking but she's lazy and she has a whole
lot of no's and but's.
If she doesn't manage
to lose weight, it's gonna be my fault, cause I didn't try hard enough for a
method. Now I have come to the point to finding these fad diets which promise
weight loss in 2 weeks or 3 weeks. But we have hardly 7-8 days left (actually
10 but I hoping for another 2 days bonus).
Finally, after 2 plus
days of searching around, I happened to get on the 'Military Diet'. It reads
'Lose 10 Pounds in 3 Days Without Exercise'. Is this the magic pill, the wizard
needs to give to her? We'll find out soon. So I read a little more and find
about a 3 day diet plan, that she needs to follow to the letter. The 3 days
diet plan includes every thing she needs to eat in her breakfast, lunch and
dinner.
Finally, I wanted to
know if people have tried it and this works! I found a video of testimonials
and also on many websites people do support it with their success. Some lost 10
pounds, while most lost less than that averages
5-8 pounds weight
loss in 3 days. Not bad, if she does successive 3 rounds of this diet she might
actually lose 15 pounds which would be great, and she can eat a little during
the marriage days.
I searched a little
more, and found a very good article on the military diet here, that covers
everything anyone would want to know before trying it. Now if you are wondering
what happened to her, once she got the diet plan, she survived it. She actually
lost 14 pounds, and she is so happy, and glad she wore the dress, she ate and
danced during the marriage, she bouncing all over with happiness.
I'm happy I remained
that great wizard who would solve her problems in a flash, and yeah now I know
the medicine anyone needs to lose 10 pounds in a week. so now if her friends
ask her how this happened, they all need to come to me... hmm nice... helping
sis has benefits too.
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